Friday, April 07, 2006

BLOGGER DREAM

Friday evening in Hanover, MD ... I am sooooo tired ... I didn't sleep a lot in the last nights ... too much blogging, I guess ... :o
I am back to my hotel room ... 8.23 PM ... this hotel room is quite interesting ... I feel like at home ... strange ... or probably not ... it is here that last week I started my blog. Anyway no blogging today.
I am going to sleep. Decided. Who cares if it is 8PM. The shoes are flying in the air. One is landing on the other bed ... I don't know why but these hotel room in US have always 2 beds. The other is landing ... mmm ... where did it land? Wherever ... who cares. The window is close ... so they are inside. good. Socks are following. BANG! I jump on my bed. Put the glasses somewhere. Mmmmm ... glasses are important ... I need to know where they are ... whatever. I always found them ... I will find them also tomorrow morning. Mmmmm ... soooo nice to be on my bed ...
... ooohhhh man ... what the hell is going on over there ... ooohhh noooo ... the usual f*cking Jersey truck driver. I don't get it ... if G-D put water between f*cking Jersey and the city ... why did we put a bridge!? And not only that! What about the tunnels!? We should allow them to get here only by train or by boat ... or even better only paddling ... I don't get it!! Hey man I don't know if I can get to Penn Station on time ... that truck from Jersey has decided to stop the entire city this morning.
... so tell me again about your story ...
Aaahhh nothing really interesting ... I am a woman doing a work that a man should do. And every day there are at least 30 people who are asking me "why are you doing this job?"
ooppss ...
... I mean ... why this people is not going to ask to Bush why he can't stop the price of this bloody gas to f*cking rocket ... I mean ... I understand that we invaded Afganistan to catch that bad motherf*cker and his crazy dudes ... but Iraq!? Why did we invaded Iraq!? I know why! A congressman told me. We did it in order to keep the NYC TAXI DRIVER happy ... right!? OK. WE FAILED! I am a NYC TAXI DRIVER and I not happy of the gas price!!
... I know ...
... anyway ... don't worry ... after 5 years of cab I am used to it ... I don't know why I start doing it ... I mean ... I know it ... but I don't know it. Life is strange. When I a was a girl I was dreaming to become a writer, but I ended up driving a cab in the city ... NO NO NO ...THIS IS TOO MUCH! Did you see that guy? He is chewing his Jersey Hot Dog and doesn't care ... look ... I am a pacifist ... but this is too much ... NO TRIAL, NO JURY, STRAIGHT TO EXECUTION!
... don't worry I will pay you the run ... and a good tip.
I know ... but that that doesn't matter ... I can't see that ... 5 minutes to cross an intersection ... I am gonna kill that Jersey piece of sh*t!
... so you were telling me about the priest who tried to seduce you. I can't believe it. I mean ... I guess ... it is something different. But a priest!?
Why DIFFERENT!?
... no no ... not different ... just ... yes ... different ... I think the right word is different. I have to admit it. Women who are doing male type of jobs are exciting ...
I know ... everybody is telling me the same ... are you trying to seduce me!?
No ... I don't think so. I am married. Happy to be married. And happy of my monogamy. I guess I found the perfect match. My wife, Jennifer, is the perfect person for me. She is not perfect ... but she is perfect for me. I would never ever do anything that could arm her ... and our relationship.
What a pity ... you are pretty cute ... I like your eyes ...
Thanks ... :) ... anyway ... you were telling me about your writing dream? What happened to that?
I don't know ... I kind of forget about it until a friend of mine gave me the idea to write a blog. I started it back in April last year... and you know what? I simply love it ... the address is on the taxi receipt ... take one is there in the back ...
... got it ... I will have a look ... I am sure you will have crazy story over there ...
Not really ... just my daily war against the JERSEY BARBARIAN INVASIONS ... I am telling you ... there is only 1 good thing in Jersey ... the train to get to the city ... :D
... ahahaha ... you right ... :)
Here we go ... this is Penn Station ... it's $82.5 ... sorry we are late. BTW ... where are you going?
DC ... I have a meeting tomorrow with a writer. Here you go. Keep the change.
Thanks. So you are meeting a writer!?
Yep ... I work for a publisher. I will look to your blog ... who knows ... one day I could be your publisher ... :O
That would be really a dream for me ...
Dream!? Where I am ... ufff ... this is not my place in Hermosa ... uuuufff ... yep ... that was a dream ... what a stange dream ... 2.54AM!? And where are my glasses ... ooouuccchhh ... better I go back to sleep ... tomorrow I want to go to visit some more museums in DC.
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If you got till here ... you can't miss this ... http://newyorkhack.blogspot.com/2006/04/announcement.html ... quite an interesting story ... I am sure you will like it ...

4 comments:

Rocket Surgeon, Phd said...
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Andrea said...

Through some comment to her blog I found also a picture of her ...

http://rhizomatous.blogspot.com/2006/04/new-york-hack.html

... she is really tiny ... :) XA

Anonymous said...

You are very creative and imaginative. I think YOU should write a book of your adventures, dreams and experiences. I would buy it.

Andrea said...

Thanks for the idea ... but I think a blog is more interesting ... it is a creature alive ... XA

 
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